shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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