Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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