Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
How's work?
Spinning.
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I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
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My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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