Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
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Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
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Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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