Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
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Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
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First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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