what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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