your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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