I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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