make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
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We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
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While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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