Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Randomize
