We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Randomize
