PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
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Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
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I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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