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I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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