sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
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me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Just high enough for therapy.
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Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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