is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
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It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
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Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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