i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Randomize
