i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
you win again, gameday.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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