I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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