So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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