He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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