Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
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I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
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she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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