Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
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You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
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Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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