You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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