i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
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Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
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It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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