Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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