Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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