Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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