you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
He felt like a one man threesome
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
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Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
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I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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