i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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