took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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