honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
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On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
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I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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