Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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