did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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