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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.

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  im here for your entertainment

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.

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