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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.

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• (619): View more from California

  pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story

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• (207): View more from Maine

  in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?

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• (716): View more from New York

  IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??

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