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thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.

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(513): thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES. http://tfl.nu/uymn

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He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.

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(910): He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts. http://tfl.nu/0rlv

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.

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(321): I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code. http://tfl.nu/ho8g

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i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room

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(845): i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room http://tfl.nu/beeq

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You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...

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(310): You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor... http://tfl.nu/dk61

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(941): View more from Florida

I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.

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(941): I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever. http://tfl.nu/ukm2

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Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.

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(305): Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math. http://tfl.nu/nfyi

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Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.

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(978): Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant. http://tfl.nu/4fg6

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(928): View more from Arizona

Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both

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(928): Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both http://tfl.nu/0ibg

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You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.

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(575): You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence. http://tfl.nu/h3k6

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Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.

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(812): Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair. http://tfl.nu/ggur

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I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say

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(348): I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say http://tfl.nu/qtqf

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The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.

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(860): The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop. http://tfl.nu/d7w3

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(716): View more from New York

Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.

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(716): Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly. http://tfl.nu/tse2

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(614): View more from Ohio

I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.

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(614): I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it. http://tfl.nu/u71p

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