Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Who died my cat blue again?
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