Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
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I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
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she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??