i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
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I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
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she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
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