How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
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i want to swaddle you in tequila
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
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It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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