would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
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i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
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Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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