I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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