i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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