so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
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i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
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He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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