I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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