I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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