We should be called the Road Head Warriors
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
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He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
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Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
How does it feel to date your dad?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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