It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
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I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
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I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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