Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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