I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
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fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
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I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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