is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
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Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
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PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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