whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
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other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
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Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
that's how you measure success
By how bad my vagina hurts on a Tuesday morning while I'm trying to figure out how I got white girl wasted on a Monday?
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
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