Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Randomize
