I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
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Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
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Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Randomize