It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
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I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Send help, water and tortillas.
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Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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