First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
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does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
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Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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