Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
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You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
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he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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