your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
Randomize
