A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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