Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
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