I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
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At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
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She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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